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Taken on a field trip to New York; I nearly got trampled trying to take this.

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I've been focusing a lot on my writing these days, so don't expect much art anymore...

Oh, baby, here comes the sound!

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 7:11 PM
  • Mood: Rant
  • Listening to: My melancholy, off-key singing
Ehmagawd.

Let's start with my mother, shall we? Okay. We get that I can't draw, that I'm an idiot, and altogether inferior to her supposed parental awesomeness.
Okay. Thanks a lot.
Then my sister keeps ACCIDENTALLY USING MY TOOTHBRUSH. Seriously? What. The. Hell. HOW IN THE NAME OF BABY JESUS does she 'accidentally' use MY toothbrush!? More than once!? Hasn't she ever read those little Mary Kate and Ashley novels!? SISTERS DON'T USE EACH OTHERS' TOOTHBRUSHES.
Okay. Let's get on to guys. I happen to like three of them at once. That's the first problem; I've gotta be some kinda ho to like three of them at once, right? I knowww.
Alrighty. So the first guy thinks he's some kinda lady killer, I guess. Like he's God's gift to women. Okay, so he's kinda cute, and somewhat charming, intelligent, etc. But one second he's telling me how cute I am, how when I'm 18 we're SO gonna date (Older guy, obvs.), and the next I'm getting an earful about his newest Pretty Redhead of the Week. And lemme tell you. I have NEVER received the Pretty Redhead of the Week award before. Partially because I'm blondeish-brunettish-red. BUT WHATEVER. ANYWHO. Then, after telling me about his newest infatuation, he has the balls to ask why I respond with shit like "Ah." and "I see...". My God. Men are BLIND.
Next we have the dude I very well may marry, whom I adore with every fiber of my being and plan to have a Star Wars-themed wedding with. God. He's so cute it hurts. AND DID I MENTION I TOTALLY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM!? Just the fact that he lives uber far away makes my chest cavity ache. Ugh. The pain.
Then there's this guy I'd never admit to liking ever, 'cos I don't know if I really do or not. And it's like, ugh, seriously? Why him? 'Cos, dude. It's him. Duh. And he's crazy 'bout some other chick. Ferseriously.
I think my mother sensed by distress, misery, annoyance, etc. today, and she tried to make it up to me by calling my toothbrush-stealing sister a, and I quote, "Wiener-head". Ha ha, hee hee. Oh, Mom, you are a RIOT. Please. Stop. My sides.
I'm also suffering from writer's block, JUST in time for NaNoWriMo. WOOPWOOP. I'm thinking of not even trying, and just trying to plod through updating all my fanfics this month and going on my miserable way, waiting best friend to wave his magic wand and make all the problems go away.
Pfft. Yeah right.
But I got some really cool shoes. They're Converse. Only made of this weird cross between leather and corduroy. And the insides are lined with fleece. They're amazing. <3
AND OHMYGOD TAYLOR SWIFT GET YOUR SONGS OUT OF MY FREAKIN' HEAD!!!!!!!!

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Name: CaptainMiSparrow105
Species: Android
Current Location: Your closet
Likes: Lumberjacks, plaid, stuffed mushrooms, music, manga, sushi, art, writing, musicals
Dislikes: Broken tacos, stupid people, raccoons, large dogs
Achievements: Found Waldo, built an awesome pillow fort
Ambitions: To own the world's largest collection of black Santas, to form a zombie-fighting team consisting of Chuck Norris, Albus Dumbledore, Jesus, and Carl Zipper
Other: Nothing Audrey Rutkowski does in life matters because she is a Gryffindor and will forever be inferior to my Slytherin awesomeness

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  • Current Residence: Pigfarts--WHICH IS ON MARS
  • Interests: the fine arts, mechanics, music, cars, anime, manga, Harry Potter XD
  • Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical Romance, The Moldy Peaches, Death Cab For Cutie, the Faint, Goldfinger, Sublime
  • Favourite genre of music: anything but rap & country
  • Favourite artist: I love ALL artists <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: Shakespeare, Konstantinos, Edgar Allan Poe, JK Rowling
  • Operating System: my computer?
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod touch
  • Shell of choice: turtle
  • Skin of choice: the fleshy kind
  • Favourite game: anything but chess, or any other strategic game that involves thinking and me losing
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Quagmire
  • Personal Quote: "I'm not half as witty as you....does that make me a half-wit?"
  • Tools of the Trade: my warped mind

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:iconcaptainmisparrow105:
No prob! ^_^

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Chuck Norris' patronus is Neville Longbottom.
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'Tu primera vez....'

Al tiempo que te recuestas, tus músculos se tensan. Lo apartas por un momento buscando una excusa, pero el se rehúsa a retirarse. Te pregunta si estas asustada y tu niegas con tu cabeza. Han tenido mas experiencia pero esta es la primera vez que el dedo de el ha encontrando el lugar correcto profundamente y tu tiemblas, tu cuerpo se tensa, pero el es suave tal como había prometido que seria. Mira profundamente tus ojos y te dice que confíes en el, el ha hecho esto muchas veces.
Su sonrisa te relaja y tu abres mas para darle acceso para una entrada mas difícil.
Tu comienzas a pedir y rogar que se apure, pero el lentamente se toma su tiempo esperando causarte el menor dolor posible. A medida que el se acerca y va mas profundo, El dolor aparece por todo tu cuerpo y sientes que sale sangre mientras el continua. El te mira y te pregunta si es muy doloroso. Tus ojos están llenos de lagrimas, con tu cabeza contestas que no y le indicas que siga adelante. El empieza moviendo para dentro y para afuera con habilidad, pero tu estas demasiado dentro de ti, Después de unos pocos momentos frenéticos, tu sientes algo que revienta dentro de ti y el lo jala hacia afuera, tu te recuestas jadeando y contenta de que haya terminado. El te mira y
sonrriendo cálidamente te dice (riéndose para si mismo/a) que tu has sido la/el mas dificultosa pero muy gratificante experiencia.
Tu sonríes y le agradeces a tu dentista. Después de todo,esta era la primera vez que te sacaban un diente.


Pervertido(a), yo se que estabas
pensando en otra cosa totalmente diferente pervertido(a)! ! !
! Debes enviar esto a todos tus contactos incluyéndome a mi y tus
deseos mas profundos se cumplirán si no perderás a alguien que quieres
(( MAL PENSADOS! ))
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡No dejes nunca al q te ama x aquel q te gusta porque ese que te
gusta te dejara por ese que ama!!!!! Esta noche a media noche tu amor
verdadero se va a dar cuenta que te ama..algo te va a pasar entre las 1 y las 2 Mañana esten listos para el shock mas grande de su vida si rompen esta cadena, van a tener mala suerte en el amor
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:iconcaptainmisparrow105:
XD LOL YES. (i was watching the 3rd one the other day...)

will you marry me? :3

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Chuck Norris' patronus is Neville Longbottom.
:iconoma656:
lol yes! hahaha

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:iconcaptainmisparrow105:
:D

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Chuck Norris' patronus is Neville Longbottom.
:iconcaptainmisparrow105:
no prob. :]

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Chuck Norris' patronus is Neville Longbottom.
:iconhiganbana23:
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK!!
Send this to at least 15 people you love, including me if you care for me!

And if you get at least 10 back, you will receive good news within 15 minutes!
~Let's see how many hearts you get! =]
All the best. Please continue sending you're own love to those you care for.


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i am not ashamed of my savior
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ALICE HUMAN SACRIFICE IS Gorey yet Satisfying ^^

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